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sar is native activity reporter package included in the Solaris operating environment. It can be enabled by uncommenting the appropriate lines in the system crontab.  This package consists of main utility sar and  data collector sadc and two scripts sa1, and sa2.

When run, sadc creates binary files in the /usr/adm/sa directory. Each file is named sa<dd>, where <dd> is the current date. The syntax for the sadc command is as follows:

/usr/lib/sa/sadc [t n] <outputfile>

t is the interval (seconds) between samples, and n is the number of samples to take. The value of t should be greater than five seconds; otherwise, the activity of sadc itself might affect the sample. sadc then writes, in binary format, to the file named <outputfile> or to standard output if a filename is not specified. If t and n are omitted, a special file is written once.

The sadc command should be run first at system boot time to record the statistics from when the counters are reset to zero. To make sure sadc is run at boot time, the /etc/init.d/perf file must contain a command line that writes a record to the daily data file.

The command entry has the following format:

su sys -c "/usr/lib/sa/sadc /usr/adm/sa/sa´date +%d´"

This entry is already in the /etc/init.d/perf file, but it needs to be uncommented.

Typically, the system administrator sets up sadc to run at boot time when the system enters multiuser mode and then periodically—usually once each hour. To generate periodic records, you need to run sadc regularly. The simplest way to do this is by putting a line into the /var/spool/cron/crontabs/ sys file, which calls the shell script, sa1. This script invokes sadc and writes to the daily data files, /var/adm/sa/sa<dd>. The sa1 script gets installed with the other sar packages and has the following syntax:

/usr/lib/sa/sa1 [t n]

As with sadc, the arguments t and n cause records to be written n times at an interval of t seconds. If these arguments are omitted, the records are written only one time.

The sar command is used to report what has been collected in the daily activity files created by sadc. sadc creates binary files, and the only way to read this data is using the sar utility.

In addition, the sar command can be used to gather system activity data from the command line to look at performance either over different time slices or over a constricted period of time.

The syntax for the sar command is as follows:

sar [-aAbcdgkmpqruvwy] [-o <outputfile>] [t n ]

The options"

If no option is used, it is equivalent to calling the command with the -u option.

For example:

sar -A -o outfile 5 500

This will display all system activity data every 5 seconds and will gather 500 samples. The file named outfile is the output file where the data will get stored. The data is stored in binary format but can be read by using the -f option, as follows:

sar -f outfile

The following information is displayed:

SunOS ultra5 5.9 sun4u  05/14/2002

15:44:26  %usr  %sys  %wio  %idle
15:44:31    1    2    0   97
15:44:36    1    2    0   96
15:44:41    9    2    9   80
15:44:46    2    3    0   95
15:44:51    0    1    0   99
15:44:56    3    2    0   96
15:45:01    0    0    0   100
15:45:06   15    0    0   85
15:45:11    2    0    0   97
15:45:16    3    2    0   95
15:45:21    1    1    0   98
15:45:26    2    2    0   97
15:45:31    0    0    0   100
15:45:36    0    0    0   100
15:45:41    8    1    0   92
15:45:46    1    4    0   95
15:45:51    2    3    0   96
15:45:56    2    0    0   98
15:46:01    0    0    0   100
15:46:06   15    0    0   85

Average    3    1    0   95

To start collecting system activity data with sar, you need to edit the /etc/ init.d/perf file and create an entry in the crontab file. Here are the steps:

  1. Edit the /etc/init.d/perf file and follow instructions in that file to uncomment lines that enable system activity gathering.
  2. The sadc command writes a special record that marks the time when the counters are reset to zero (boot time). The sadc output is put into the file sa<dd> (where dd is the current date), which acts as the daily system activity record.
  3. Edit the /var/spool/cron/crontabs/sys file (the system crontab file) and uncomment the following lines:
0 * * * 0-6 /usr/lib/sa/sa1
20,40 8-17 * * 1-5 /usr/lib/sa/sa1
5 18 * * 1-5 /usr/lib/sa/sa2 -s 8:00 -e 18:01 -i 1200 -A

The first entry writes a record to /var/adm/sa/sa<dd> on the hour, every hour, seven days a week.

The second entry writes a record to /var/adm/sa/sa<dd> twice each hour during peak working hours: at 20 minutes and 40 minutes past the hour, from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday.

Thus, these two crontab entries cause a record to be written to /var/adm/sa/sa<dd> every 20 minutes from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday, and every hour on the hour otherwise. You can change these defaults to meet your needs.

The third entry runs the shell script named sa2 at 6:05 p.m., Monday through Friday. The sa2 script writes reports from the binary data.

The shell script sa2, a variant of sar, writes a daily report in the file /var/ adm/sa/sar<dd>. The report will summarize hourly activities for the day.

In his article Easy system monitoring with SAR (Feb 28, 2006, IBM DeveloperWorks) Sean Walberg gave several typical example on how to extract system performance information using sar: 

Extracting useful information

Data is being collected, but it must be queried to be useful. Running the sar command without options generates basic statistics about CPU usage for the current day. Listing 2 shows the output of sar without any parameters. (You might see different column names depending on the platform. In some UNIX flavors, sadc collects more or less data based on what's available.) The examples here are from Sun Solaris 10; whatever platform you're using will be similar, but might have slightly different column names.

Listing 2. Default output of sar (showing CPU usage
-bash-3.00$ sar

SunOS unknown 5.10 Generic_118822-23 sun4u    01/20/2006

00:00:01    %usr    %sys    %wio   %idle
00:10:00       0       0       0     100
. cut ...
09:30:00       4      47       0      49

Average        0       1       0      98

Each line in the output of sar is a single measurement, with the timestamp in the left-most column. The other columns hold the data. (These columns vary depending on the command-line arguments you use.) In Listing 2, the CPU usage is broken into four categories:

The last line is an average of all the datapoints. However, because most systems experience busy periods followed by idle periods, the average doesn't tell the entire story.

Watching disk activity

Disk activity is also monitored. High disk usage means that there will be a greater chance that an application requesting data from disk will block (pause) until the disk is ready for that process. The solution typically involves splitting file systems across disks or arrays; however, the first step is to know that you have a problem.

The output of sar -d shows various disk-related statistics for one measurement period. For the sake of brevity, Listing 3 shows only hard disk drive activity.


Listing 3. Output of sar -d (showing disk activity)
 
$ sar -d

SunOS unknown 5.10 Generic_118822-23 sun4u    01/22/2006

00:00:01   device       %busy   avque   r+w/s  blks/s  avwait  avserv
. cut ...
14:00:02   dad0             31     0.6      78   16102     1.9     5.3
           dad0,c            0     0.0       0       0     0.0     0.0
           dad0,h           31     0.6      78   16102     1.9     5.3
           dad1              0     0.0       0       1     1.6     1.3
           dad1,a            0     0.0       0       1     1.6     1.3
           dad1,b            0     0.0       0       0     0.0     0.0
           dad1,c            0     0.0       0       0     0.0     0.0

As in the previous example, the time is along the left. The other columns are as follows:

Some of these numbers, such as avwait and avserv values, correlate directly into user experience. High wait times on the disk likely point to several people contending for the disk, which should be confirmed with high avque numbers. High avserv values point to slow disks.

Other metrics

Many other items are collected, with corresponding arguments to view them:

Each UNIX flavor implements its own set of measurements and command-line arguments for sar. Those I've shown are common and represent the elements that I find more useful.

Timing is everything

The examples thus far have shown the current day's data, which has its uses, but it also has two problems:

As you saw earlier, sa1 saves the data in a different file for each day. Looking at the sa1 script itself tells you which directory is used; in the case of Sun Solaris 10, it is in /var/adm/sa. Several files reside in this directory, starting with either "sa" or "sar" followed by a number. The number represents the day of the month, with the files beginning with "sar" being text dumps of the data for that day (created by the nightly run of sa2) and the files beginning with "sa" holding the binary version. Indeed, the file containing the current date is the file that is being read from when you launch sar.

Specifying -f to the sar command selects the file to read from. If today were the 23rd day of the month, I could look at yesterday's data by reading from sa22 with the command sar -f /var/adm/sa/sa22. You can also pass the other arguments I showed you to access different types of data.

The second thing you can do to narrow the scope of the query is to specify the time by using the -s and -e arguments (think start and end). Note that -s is not inclusive, so you must subtract an extra ten minutes from the chosen start time. Continuing with the previous example, Listing 4 shows swap file usage and the run queue for the 22nd from 2:30 p.m. to 3:00 p.m.

Listing 4. A complex sar query specifying date, time, and multiple data sets
 
# sar -f /var/adm/sa/sa22 -s 14:20 -e 15:00 -w -q -i 4

SunOS unknown 5.10 Generic_118822-23 sun4u    01/22/2006

14:20:00 swpin/s bswin/s swpot/s bswot/s pswch/s
14:30:00    0.00     0.0    0.00     0.0     140
14:40:01    0.00     0.0    0.00     0.0     144
14:50:01    0.00     0.0    0.00     0.0     140
15:00:00    0.00     0.0    0.00     0.0     139

Average     0.00     0.0    0.00     0.0     140

14:20:00 runq-sz %runocc swpq-sz %swpocc
14:30:00    10.5     100     0.0       0
14:40:01    10.5     100     0.0       0
14:50:01    10.4     100     0.0       0
15:00:00    10.5     100     0.0       0

Average     10.5     100     0.0       0

Making sense of it all

A brief look at Listing 4 shows that swap activity was NIL, approximately 140 process switches per second occurred, and the load average was slightly more than ten. Assuming that you were investigating a claim of poor performance at the time, what does this tell you?

A quick look at the CPU usage for the time period shows that the system took up approximately 80 percent of the CPU; the rest was consumed by user tasks. As the systems administrator, you can use this information in three ways:

In this case, the problem seemed to be isolated, and for good reason -- I was intentionally running the disks with shell scripts to create some interesting sar reports! However, had a trend appeared, such as busy home drives during working hours, it would have been a call to do something about the problem. Possible solutions range from splitting home directories off to other disks, installing faster disks, or moving to something like Network Attached Storage (NAS).

Conclusion

Obtaining qualitative data about your system at periodic intervals is an effective way of finding performance bottlenecks and determining whether further action is needed. SAR and related utilities do just this -- snapshots are taken every ten minutes and a front end allows you to access this data. Though tactical in nature, a wealth of information is provided that enables systems administrators to discover just what aspect of the system is suffering and whether it requires further investigation.

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Extracting useful information

Data is being collected, but it must be queried to be useful. Running the sar command without options generates basic statistics about CPU usage for the current day. Listing 2 shows the output of sar without any parameters. (You might see different column names depending on the platform. In some UNIX flavors, sadc collects more or less data based on what's available.) The examples here are from Sun Solaris 10; whatever platform you're using will be similar, but might have slightly different column names.


Listing 2. Default output of sar (showing CPU usage
-bash-3.00$ sar

SunOS unknown 5.10 Generic_118822-23 sun4u    01/20/2006

00:00:01    %usr    %sys    %wio   %idle
00:10:00       0       0       0     100
. cut ...
09:30:00       4      47       0      49

Average        0       1       0      98

Each line in the output of sar is a single measurement, with the timestamp in the left-most column. The other columns hold the data. (These columns vary depending on the command-line arguments you use.) In Listing 2, the CPU usage is broken into four categories:

The last line is an average of all the datapoints. However, because most systems experience busy periods followed by idle periods, the average doesn't tell the entire story.

Watching disk activity

Disk activity is also monitored. High disk usage means that there will be a greater chance that an application requesting data from disk will block (pause) until the disk is ready for that process. The solution typically involves splitting file systems across disks or arrays; however, the first step is to know that you have a problem.

The output of sar -d shows various disk-related statistics for one measurement period. For the sake of brevity, Listing 3 shows only hard disk drive activity.

Listing 3. Output of sar -d (showing disk activity)

$ sar -d

SunOS unknown 5.10 Generic_118822-23 sun4u    01/22/2006

00:00:01   device       %busy   avque   r+w/s  blks/s  avwait  avserv
. cut ...
14:00:02   dad0             31     0.6      78   16102     1.9     5.3
           dad0,c            0     0.0       0       0     0.0     0.0
           dad0,h           31     0.6      78   16102     1.9     5.3
           dad1              0     0.0       0       1     1.6     1.3
           dad1,a            0     0.0       0       1     1.6     1.3
           dad1,b            0     0.0       0       0     0.0     0.0
           dad1,c            0     0.0       0       0     0.0     0.0

As in the previous example, the time is along the left. The other columns are as follows:

Some of these numbers, such as avwait and avserv values, correlate directly into user experience. High wait times on the disk likely point to several people contending for the disk, which should be confirmed with high avque numbers. High avserv values point to slow disks.

Other metrics

Many other items are collected, with corresponding arguments to view them:

Each UNIX flavor implements its own set of measurements and command-line arguments for sar. Those I've shown are common and represent the elements that I find more useful.

Solaris 9 System Monitoring and Tuning Fixing a Performance Problem

Gathering system activity data from vmstat and iostat can be a time-consuming job. You need to automate the gathering of system activity data, and the tool to use is sar. sar refers to the system activity reporter and is used to gather performance data from all the major components of the system. sar comes standard on most UNIX systems, including Solaris. sar can be enabled by uncommenting the appropriate lines in the system crontab and is described later in this section.

sar is part of the system activity reporter package that is included in the Solaris 9 operating environment. This package consists of three commands that are involved in automatic system activity data collection: sadc, sa1, and sa2.

sadc, a utility that also is part of the system activity reporter, collects system activity data and saves it in a binary format-one file for each 24-hour period. This data includes information on CPU utilization, buffer usage, disk and tape I/O activity, TTY device activity, switching and system-call activity, file access, queue activity, interprocess communications, and paging. The information saved is very much like the information you see displayed with the vmstat and iostat commands.

When run, sadc creates binary files in the /usr/adm/sa directory. Each file is named sa<d> n is the number of samples to take. The value of t should be greater than five seconds; otherwise, the activity of sadc itself might affect the sample. sadc then writes, in binary format, to the file named <outputfile> or to standard output if a filename is not specified. If t and n are omitted, a special file is written once.

The sadc command should be run first at system boot time to record the statistics from when the counters are reset to zero. To make sure sadc is run at boot time, the /etc/init.d/perf file must contain a command line that writes a record to the daily data file.

The command entry has the following format:

su sys -c "/usr/lib/sa/sadc /usr/adm/sa/sa´date +%d´"

This entry is already in the /etc/init.d/perf file, but it needs to be uncommented.

Typically, the system administrator sets up sadc to run at boot time when the system enters multiuser mode and then periodically-usually once each hour. To generate periodic records, you need to run sadc regularly. The simplest way to do this is by putting a line into the /var/spool/cron/crontabs/ sys file, which calls the shell script, sa1. This script invokes sadc and writes to the daily data files, /var/adm/sa/sa<dd>. The sa1 script gets installed with the other sar packages and has the following syntax:

/usr/lib/sa/sa1 [t n]

As with sadc, the arguments t and n cause records to be written n times at an interval of t seconds. If these arguments are omitted, the records are written only one time.

The sar command is used to report what has been collected in the daily activity files created by sadc. sadc creates binary files, and the only way to read this data is using the sar utility.

In addition, the sar command can be used to gather system activity data from the command line to look at performance either over different time slices or over a constricted period of time.

The syntax for the sar command is as follows:

sar [-aAbcdgkmpqruvwy] [-o <outputfile>] [t n ]

The options to the sar command are described in Table 19.3.

Table 19.3 Options for the sar Command

Option Action

a

Checks file access operations

b

Checks buffer activity

c

Checks system calls

d

Checks activity for each block device

g

Checks page-out and memory freeing

k

Checks kernel memory allocation

m

Checks interprocess communication

p

Checks swap and dispatch activity

q

Checks queue activity

r

Checks unused memory

u

Checks CPU utilization

nv

Checks system table status

w

Checks swapping and switching volume

y

Checks terminal activity

A

Reports overall system performance (same as entering all options)

NOTE

If no option is used, it is equivalent to calling the command with the -u option.

For example:

sar -A -o outfile 5 500

This will display all system activity data every 5 seconds and will gather 500 samples. The file named outfile is the output file where the data will get stored. The data is stored in binary format but can be read by using the -f option, as follows:

sar –f outfile

The following information is displayed:

SunOS ultra5 5.9 sun4u  05/14/2002

15:44:26  %usr  %sys  %wio  %idle
15:44:31    1    2    0   97
15:44:36    1    2    0   96
15:44:41    9    2    9   80
15:44:46    2    3    0   95
15:44:51    0    1    0   99
15:44:56    3    2    0   96
15:45:01    0    0    0   100
15:45:06   15    0    0   85
15:45:11    2    0    0   97
15:45:16    3    2    0   95
15:45:21    1    1    0   98
15:45:26    2    2    0   97
15:45:31    0    0    0   100
15:45:36    0    0    0   100
15:45:41    8    1    0   92
15:45:46    1    4    0   95
15:45:51    2    3    0   96
15:45:56    2    0    0   98
15:46:01    0    0    0   100
15:46:06   15    0    0   85

Average    3    1    0   95

Setting Up sar

To start collecting system activity data with sar, you need to edit the /etc/ init.d/perf file and create an entry in the crontab file. Here are the steps:

  1. Become superuser.
  2. Edit the /etc/init.d/perf file and follow instructions in that file to uncomment lines that enable system activity gathering.
  3. The sadc command writes a special record that marks the time when the counters are reset to zero (boot time). The sadc output is put into the file sa<dd> (where dd is the current date), which acts as the daily system activity record.
  4. 3Edit the /var/spool/cron/crontabs/sys file (the system crontab file) and uncomment the following lines:
0 * * * 0-6 /usr/lib/sa/sa1
20,40 8-17 * * 1-5 /usr/lib/sa/sa1
5 18 * * 1-5 /usr/lib/sa/sa2 -s 8:00 -e 18:01 -i 1200 -A

The first entry writes a record to /var/adm/sa/sa<dd> on the hour, every hour, seven days a week.

The second entry writes a record to /var/adm/sa/sa<dd> twice each hour during peak working hours: at 20 minutes and 40 minutes past the hour, from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday.

Thus, these two crontab entries cause a record to be written to /var/adm/sa/sa<dd> every 20 minutes from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday, and every hour on the hour otherwise. You can change these defaults to meet your needs.

The third entry runs the shell script named sa2 at 6:05 p.m., Monday through Friday. The sa2 script writes reports from the binary data.

The shell script sa2, a variant of sar, writes a daily report in the file /var/ adm/sa/sar<dd>. The report will summarize hourly activities for the day.

SyMON 3.0 was developed by the server division of Sun to provide a graphical user interface to its server products. It is deliberately very hardware specific, and it covers functionality that generic tools from other vendors do not address. In particular, it contains detailed knowledge of the configuration of a system and identifies low-level faults (such as correctable memory and disk errors) or high temperature levels that might lead to downtime if they are not identified and acted on. SyMON has a configuration browser that contains full-color images of system components as well as a simple hierarchy view.

The GUI monitors only a single system at a time but is a distributed application. A data collection process is all that runs on the server. An event monitor process runs on a separate machine and looks for problems. In the event of system downtime, the event monitor can raise the alarm even if the GUI is not in use. The Motif GUI can be installed on a separate desktop system. As a performance management tool, SyMON is equivalent to HP's GlancePlus product in that it does not store long-term data (a rolling two-hour history is available), but it does graph all the usual performance data. Its configurable alert capability has many predefined rules and can pass SNMP traps to a network management package; it also has an event log viewer.

SyMON can monitor any of Sun's UltraSPARC-based systems. It is supported only on server configurations, but because the Ultra 1 and Ultra 2 workstations are the basis for the Enterprise 150 and Enterprise 2, it works on them just as well. (The graphical view of an E150 appears if you use it on an Ultra 1, however.)

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