From: icebox@yabbs
To: all@yabbs
Subject: a SERIOUS THINKING JOKE !!
Date: Thu Aug 25 19:57:00 1994

OK.  For all you that haven't figured it out or guessed it properly,
here's the answer.

The hospitalized spouse was laying in bed with a EMS hooked to the
body.  If there is no electricity, there is no life.  And for all
of you who would think along the lines of a battery pack: unless
your awareness is hightened on each and every occasion of bad
occurences, there would be a slim chance of connecting to a "battery
pack" unit to sustain the victim in time.  If ever tried, remember
that it might cause more harm than good.  Sorry it took so long
to answer.

And now, for our GRAND PRIZE winner (the guy who got it first):

On September 27, pick up your all expense - paid meal at the
Subway address mentioned in E-Mail.  You earned it!

And yall thought AK came short of the game plan.  Next joke!


Signed By Yours Truly,
ICEBOX  -- > Numero Uno!