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From: genesch@aplvax.jhuapl.edu (Eugene Schwartzman)
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Subject: Understanding Your Paycheck
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Date: 25 Jun 89 10:30:04 GMT
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UNDERSTANDING YOUR PAYCHECK:

GROSS PAY: $1222.02

INCOME TAX	OUTGO TAX	STATE TAX	INTERSTATE TAX	COUNTY TAX
  244.40	  45.21		  61.10		   5.89		  6.11

CITY TAX	RURAL TAX	BACK TAX	FRONT TAX	SIDE TAX
  12.22		  4.44		  1.11		  1.16		  1.61

UP TAX		DOWN TAX	KNICKNACK TAX	HACKENSAC TAX	THUMBTAX
  2.22		  1.11		  1.98		  3.93		  0.98

CARPET TAX	SNACK TAX	SURTAX		MA'AM TAX	PARKING FEE
  0.69		  8.32		  3.46		  3.46		  5.00

NO PARKING FEE	F.I.C.A.	T.G.I.F.	LIFE INS.	HEALTH INS.
  10.00		  81.88		  9.95		  5.85		  16.23

DISABILITY INS.	ABILITY INS.	LIABILITY INS.	DENTAL INS.	MENTAL INS.
  2.50		  0.25		  3.41		  4.50		  4.33

FUNDAMENTAL INS.	COFFEE	COFEE CUPS 	CALENDAR RENTAL	FLOOR RENTAL
  0.11			  6.85	  66.51		   3.06		  16.85

CHAIR RENTAL	DESK RENTAL	UNION DUES	UNION DON'TS	CASH ADVANCES
  4.32		  4.32		  5.85		   3.77		   0.69

CASH RETREATS	OVERTIME	UNDERTIME	EASTERN TIME	CENTRAL TIME
  121.35	  1.26		   54.83	   9.00		   8.00

MOUNTAIN TIME	PACIFIC TIME	DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME	TIME OUT	
  7.00		  6.00		       4.44		  12.21

OXYGEN		WATER		ELECTRICITY	HEAT	AIR CONDITIONING
 10.02		16.54		  38.23		51.42	     46.83

MISC
169.24


TAKE HOME PAY: $0000.02
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