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Softpanorama collection of computer humor. Vol. 5, No.2
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* Forwarded by Nick Bezrukov (2:463/18.1)
* Area : R46.GENERAL (R46.GENERAL)
* From : Vladimir Yablonsky, 2:5020/17 (02 Jan 93 14:41)
* To : All
* Subj : Во люди!!!
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Hello All!
Hе пеpевелиcь еще наcтоящие люди:
---------- Thu 31 Dec 92, RA 1.11/Professional line #1
^^^^^^^^^
> 23:57:16 Ivan Ogurtsov on-line at 2400 BPS
> 23:57:25 Security level 10, 20 minutes remaining
> 23:58:21 Browsing file area #60 : INFO: General Information
> 23:59:35 Browsing file area #42 : REST: Games
> 00:00:19 Browsing file area #42 : REST: Games
> 00:00:49 Lost carrier
> 00:00:49 User off-line
^^^^^^^^^^
Во!
Vladimir
-+- GoldED 2.40
+ Origin: The Point Sh (2:5020/17)
* Forwarded by Nick Bezrukov (2:463/18.1)
* Area : SU.HUMOR (SU.HUMOR)
* From : Kostya Lukin, 2:5020/63.9 (19 Jan 93 15:20)
* To : All
* Subj : Погите! у сил просто нету больше....
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Hello All!
Saturday January 02 1993, Maxim Zapaskin writes to All:
MZ> ет... я вообще не употребляю, а дело вот в чем: я не могу прекратить
MZ> играть. Включаю компутер и начинаю играть. А как справиться с этим я
Это что, вот у меня пpоблемы - как пpихожу на pаботу, так начинаю почту читать.
Час читаю, два читаю, тpи читаю... Потом поем, и опять читаю. Как дочитаю -
смотpю, уже полночь, домой поpа - скоpо метpо закpывается. Что делать - ума не
пpиложу :-)
Kostya
-+- GoldED 2.32/B1204+
+ Origin: -= Fixed Point =- (2:5020/63.9)
* Forwarded by Nick Bezrukov (2:463/18.1)
* Area : SU.BOOKS (SU.BOOKS)
* From : Swetlana, 2:5020/106.12 (19 Jan 93 17:28)
* To : Alexey Sidorov
* Subj : Маркиз де Сад, Бенвенуто Челлини и Адольф Гитлер
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Hello Alexey!
Saturday January 16 1993, Alexey Sidorov wrote to Swetlana:
AS> Я здесь(извини) стишок приведу, он мне оченнно напоминает твои
AS> слова.
AS> Убили гады нашего Лумумбу,
AS> И Конго сразу все осиротело.
....
Стих, конечно же, хоpош, душевен, но чем он напоминает мои слова я не поняла :(
AS> И эта весть, взорвавшись словно бомба,
AS> Весь шар земной мгновенно облетела.
Во кайв, посмотpим что
AS> Его убил палач народа Чомба,
AS> Дехамершельд послал его на дело!
AS> Его жена(Лумумбы), красавица Полина с другим мужчиной спать не
AS> захотела! Был митинг на заводе Лихачева, И на заводе Красный
AS> Пролетарий. Так будь же проклят ,ты, палач народа Чомба, И корешь твой,
AS> Мапуту, с грязной харей.
S>> С удовольствием обсудила бы по нет-мейлу.
AS> Так на фрек ставить или нет? А то ее мылом гнать - почти 25 kb в
AS> архиве, или на BBS положить? Ты конкретно напиши( если это действительно
AS> нужно).
AS> Best regards,
AS> Alexey
AS> -+- Старик Козлодоев 2.40.P0720+
AS> + Origin: Мой адрес - не дом и не yлица, мой адрес (2:5020/113.3)
With best regards,
Swetlana
To: netters
Sender: [email protected]
Newsgroups: cs.general
From: Dmitry S. Kohmanyuk
Subject: [NEWS] Error Message
Reply-To: dk%[email protected]
Organization: Animals Paradise Farm
Distribution: su
Date: Fri, 1 Jan 93 13:47:55 +0200
Message-ID:
Keywords: fun computer
Lines: 40
Status: O
это все по поводу интеллектуальных компьютеров ...
Date: Wed, 30 Dec 92 19:30:02 EST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: [email protected] (Jeffrey V. Butera)
Subject: A really useful error message
It's interesting, the features people dream up in this
age of technology....
We have a Sun SPARC laser printer which even has a feature
to print error messages like : "Printer low on toner" on a
piece of paper, in addition to those idiot lights on the
front panel.
The best was last week: I was printing and noticed the printer
stopped and on came an indicator light. I looked and realized it
was out of paper. So I reloaded it, and sure enough, out comes
the next page with:
"Printer out of paper."
Jeff Butera
Math Graduate Student
N.C. State University
[email protected]
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